I have no reason to live now..........

'A spokeswoman for Herman Cain confirmed this morning that the former GOP presidential candidate was approached by ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” to appear on this season’s competition'.

'But Cain nixed the idea. “He can’t dance in an eight-count. He can only dance in a nine-count,” said Lisa Reichert, Cain’s executive assistant'.

'Nine-count. Get it? 9-9-9'.
From : http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/herman-cain-on-dancing-with-the-stars-sadly-no/